Sunkist's Palace

Boxel @ 11:48:40 AM: some say Sunkist's Palace used to be an ancient tool used for daily constant chatting between the Sunkolytes

Afton @ 11:55:02 AM: bro I just flash banged myself

Boxel @ 11:55:10 AM: whyd you do that

Boxel @ 11:55:12 AM: that ain't good

Afton @ 11:55:33 AM: no like I literally woke up 30 seconds before I sent that message

Boxel @ 11:56:07 AM: bro could sense activity in Sunkist

Afton @ 11:56:32 AM: I incddc oulc

Afton @ 11:56:39 AM: wow

Afton @ 11:56:43 AM: my hands were NOT on home row

Afton @ 11:57:23 AM: so we all know the bidding then?

Boxel @ 11:57:35 AM: I think so

Afton @ 11:57:42 AM: its not particular the most harmonious song but it'll do

Boxel @ 11:57:47 AM: MARY KATE AND ASHLEY I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND

Afton @ 11:57:48 AM: except for the end\

Boxel @ 11:57:56 AM: just for one cover I mean

Boxel @ 11:57:58 AM: we can have more

Afton @ 11:58:08 AM: and sorta chorus

Afton @ 11:58:14 AM: just took me ages to spell chorus

Boxel @ 11:58:27 AM: Chorus Fruit

Afton @ 11:58:35 AM: what is that from

Afton @ 11:58:39 AM: that sounds familar

Boxel @ 11:58:47 AM: Minecraft!

Afton @ 11:58:49 AM: oh

Afton @ 11:58:51 AM: that

Afton @ 11:58:54 AM: why

Afton @ 11:58:57 AM: what makes it chorus

Afton @ 11:59:32 AM: sophie

Afton @ 11:59:40 AM: I almost beat Elden Ring last night

Afton @ 11:59:45 AM: but then I realized

Afton @ 11:59:48 AM: deep in my soul

Afton @ 11:59:51 AM: that I didn't want it to end

Afton @ 11:59:57 AM: I wanted to

Afton @ 11:59:58 AM: live

Boxel @ 12:00:10 PM: you deviated

Boxel @ 12:00:13 PM: and you broke free

Boxel @ 12:00:34 PM: then they had to send someone from CyberLife to get rid of you

Afton @ 12:00:37 PM: it was also cuz I couldn't defeat the FOUR PHASE BOSSES but thats besides the point

Afton @ 12:00:43 PM: lmao

Boxel @ 12:00:52 PM: BOSSES?

Afton @ 12:00:53 PM: I mean that's when I realized I didn't want to die

Afton @ 12:01:01 PM: yes, back to back bosses

Afton @ 12:01:03 PM: one fight

Afton @ 12:01:18 PM: I think actually the 2nd boss has 3 phases

Boxel @ 12:01:33 PM: ohhh

Afton @ 12:01:38 PM: and the first boss has like 5 moves that look the same bro

Afton @ 12:01:54 PM: I need to upgrade my summon

Afton @ 12:01:57 PM: I use the mimic tear

Afton @ 12:02:05 PM: and it literally creates a copy of yourself

Afton @ 12:02:19 PM: so its 2 of me just stabbing the foe

Afton @ 12:02:30 PM: it works incredibly well

Afton @ 12:02:43 PM: on sir Gideon ofnir I think I killed him in less than 20 seconds

Boxel @ 12:02:52 PM: "2 Doctors? I cant even tell you what Im thinking of right now.."

Afton @ 12:03:05 PM: so real

Afton @ 12:03:09 PM: it's hilarious too because

Afton @ 12:03:14 PM: I walk into a boss room

Afton @ 12:03:20 PM: I summon ANOTHER ONE OF MYSELF

Afton @ 12:03:23 PM: and then each of us

Afton @ 12:03:25 PM: at the same time

Afton @ 12:03:31 PM: STAB OURSELVES IN THE CHEST

Boxel @ 12:03:36 PM: WHAT

Afton @ 12:04:25 PM: yeah the art of war I use stabs myself for a quarter of my health but increases the bleed on my weapon for a minute

Afton @ 12:04:37 PM: bleed builds up the more you hit someone

Afton @ 12:04:50 PM: and with a fully leveled bleed weapon and high arcane stat

Afton @ 12:04:59 PM: you can bleed a boss really really fast

Afton @ 12:05:13 PM: and bleed ALWAYS does 10% of an enemies health

Afton @ 12:05:28 PM: unless they cant bleed

Afton @ 12:05:41 PM: cough cough, THE LAST TWO BOSSES OF THE GAME

Boxel @ 12:05:43 PM: this reminds me of ULTRAKILL for some reason

Afton @ 12:06:03 PM: at the end of every fight my character is COVERED in blood

Boxel @ 12:06:20 PM: they should make it so you heal from it

Afton @ 12:07:08 PM: I don't know if it was the lore that my characters eyes turned red, but my fan theory is my character bled so many people, and himself, that he just became blood incarnate

Afton @ 12:07:19 PM: god that would be so overpowered

Afton @ 12:07:38 PM: I do have a talisman tho that buffs me for 30 seconds every time bled happens in my vicinity

Boxel @ 12:07:53 PM: so you're saying..

Boxel @ 12:07:58 PM: YOURE V1 ULTRAKILL!

Boxel @ 12:08:02 PM: in Elden Ring!

Afton @ 12:08:20 PM: no I'm Tolan of Concordia but sure

Boxel @ 12:08:30 PM: Tolan

Afton @ 12:09:01 PM: why does rob always pronounce things so wrong

Afton @ 12:09:08 PM: "bell"

Afton @ 12:09:12 PM: "working"

Boxel @ 12:09:13 PM: in what song

Afton @ 12:09:19 PM: like all of them

Afton @ 12:09:42 PM: I'm sure he does in be born but I haven't LISTENED TO IT since the first time I listened to tally hall

Boxel @ 12:09:47 PM: actual cannibal shia labeouf

Afton @ 12:10:03 PM: also do you know where the spotify background for the bidding came from and why its so ugly

Afton @ 12:10:12 PM: and why it is the bane of my existence

Boxel @ 12:10:30 PM: I don't think I do

Afton @ 12:10:46 PM: is it also the bane of you existence

Boxel @ 12:10:50 PM: yes.

Afton @ 12:11:57 PM:

Afton @ 12:12:11 PM: bro created visual masterpieces and then made the bidding background

Boxel @ 12:12:17 PM: SIGHHHHHHH

Afton @ 12:12:57 PM: we could do ruler of everything

Afton @ 12:13:02 PM: I have the flibbity jibbity down

Boxel @ 12:13:31 PM: of my voice..

Boxel @ 12:13:36 PM: hear my voiiiice!

Afton @ 12:13:43 PM: no

Afton @ 12:13:43 PM: stop

Boxel @ 12:13:44 PM: yeah!

Boxel @ 12:13:50 PM: I kinda do

Boxel @ 12:14:00 PM: why are you a Be Born hater

Afton @ 12:14:14 PM: can we do it with the demo verse after the first regular version verse

Boxel @ 12:14:24 PM: yeah

Boxel @ 12:15:45 PM: do you see banana man!

Afton @ 12:15:47 PM: You understand Mechanical hands Are the ruler of everything Ruler of everything I'm the ruler of everything In the end Number your thumb Impossible sum Of the monkey fist hung on a vine Organism assembly line Everything's gonna be fine Play pretend (...!ohohohohoH !mih teG !yawa gninnur s'eH !tibbarkcaj a s'eH !ohohohohO)

Afton @ 12:15:49 PM: like that

Afton @ 12:16:00 PM: and then zirconium pants

Boxel @ 12:16:06 PM: yeah!

Afton @ 12:16:37 PM: I think I could end be being good at the bass

Afton @ 12:16:45 PM: not like its the hardest instrument but like

Afton @ 12:16:53 PM: its so crucial yet so overlooked

Boxel @ 12:17:13 PM: every instrument is like

Boxel @ 12:17:17 PM: I could think of my favorite song

Boxel @ 12:17:24 PM: and if you took one instrument out

Boxel @ 12:17:30 PM: it wouldn't be so amazing anymore

Afton @ 12:17:35 PM: i say this, never touching my hands on a bass ever

Afton @ 12:17:41 PM: fr

Boxel @ 12:17:52 PM: in good music every instrument has its own important part

Boxel @ 12:18:16 PM: cuz its one thing.. or another!!

Afton @ 12:18:18 PM: like in ruler of everything 2005 if you listen to it with headphones really loud you can hear so much hidden in the sand

Boxel @ 12:18:28 PM: yeahhhh

Boxel @ 12:18:56 PM: I love it when I have shitty headphones for so long and then get noice cancelling instrument enhancing headphones and hear so much more that wasn't there before

Boxel @ 12:19:00 PM: I get so giddy

Afton @ 12:19:24 PM: I'd love to have that but then my mom would hate it cuz I wouldn't be able to hear her knock on my door

Afton @ 12:19:43 PM: I mean I already cant really with regular ear buds

Boxel @ 12:19:51 PM: yeahhh

Boxel @ 12:20:00 PM: I only use them when Im home alone or on my bike

Afton @ 12:20:03 PM: which are superior in convenience

Afton @ 12:20:15 PM: bike is... kinda scary

Afton @ 12:20:25 PM: car cant stop, honks, and you're DEAD

Afton @ 12:20:33 PM: cuz you cant hear the honk!

Boxel @ 12:20:38 PM: nah I'm like

Boxel @ 12:20:46 PM: the most cautious person when I'm on the street

Boxel @ 12:21:40 PM: I check all 1432 ways in .6 seconds and make sure everyones hoods are pointed down so they're stopping

Boxel @ 12:21:47 PM: my hand is always on the break

Afton @ 12:22:10 PM: what is you explode

Afton @ 12:22:12 PM: what

Afton @ 12:22:14 PM: if so

Afton @ 12:22:15 PM: ouy

Afton @ 12:22:17 PM: osekxplaede

Afton @ 12:22:18 PM: explode

Boxel @ 12:22:28 PM: I have explosion resistance

Afton @ 12:22:32 PM: oh my God this god damn Chromebook edge is hurting my wrist

Boxel @ 12:23:02 PM: chromebook moment

Afton @ 12:23:15 PM: why was the uncrustable scary

Afton @ 12:23:38 PM: why does rob say breaking like working

Boxel @ 12:23:42 PM: create until nothing is left to create!

Boxel @ 12:23:51 PM: it had like

Boxel @ 12:23:59 PM: y'know how uncrustables actually do have like

Boxel @ 12:24:02 PM: a kinda

Boxel @ 12:24:05 PM: crust bit

Boxel @ 12:24:10 PM: like that rim bit in the middle

Afton @ 12:24:14 PM: yeah its the coolest

Boxel @ 12:24:19 PM: it was missing that

Afton @ 12:24:23 PM: OH MY GOD

Boxel @ 12:24:25 PM: and there was like

Afton @ 12:24:27 PM: kill that thing

Afton @ 12:24:30 PM: send it to heaven

Boxel @ 12:24:33 PM: y'know how that like weird tube cat food looks

Afton @ 12:24:38 PM: what.

Boxel @ 12:24:40 PM: like the brown stuff that looks like cottage cheese

Boxel @ 12:25:00 PM: there was something that looked like that on the uncrustable inside the packaging

Afton @ 12:25:13 PM: dawg someone is trying to hex you

Boxel @ 12:25:34 PM: yeahhhh

Afton @ 12:25:58 PM: oh also in elden ring there are a ton of hidden main bosses

Afton @ 12:26:01 PM: and you like

Afton @ 12:26:14 PM: pretty much have to search up where they are cuz the map is bigger than like

Afton @ 12:26:19 PM: its really damn big

Afton @ 12:26:37 PM: its like trying to find a specific cave in Minecraft with a specific mob

Afton @ 12:26:41 PM: that was a bad example

Afton @ 12:26:46 PM: ok have you played Skyrim?

Boxel @ 12:26:52 PM: a while ago

Boxel @ 12:26:56 PM: like when I was

Boxel @ 12:26:59 PM: I forgort

Afton @ 12:27:09 PM: ok well its pretty easy to get places fast on horseback

Afton @ 12:27:25 PM: and its not kinda hard to miss locations

Afton @ 12:27:28 PM: but in elden ring

Afton @ 12:27:32 PM: its so long.

Afton @ 12:27:36 PM: its so big.

Afton @ 12:27:42 PM: its hard to miss things

Boxel @ 12:27:55 PM: I mean that actually doesn't seem like

Afton @ 12:27:58 PM: they only get marked on your map if you're like right next to a location or IN IT

Boxel @ 12:27:59 PM: unenjoyable

Afton @ 12:28:08 PM: it also doesn't have a quest book

Afton @ 12:28:13 PM: you just have to know

Afton @ 12:28:22 PM: and if you forgot a quest exists

Boxel @ 12:28:23 PM: damn

Afton @ 12:28:24 PM: ur done bucko

Boxel @ 12:28:44 PM: like are there any incursions when you're traveling

Boxel @ 12:29:05 PM: cuz I think it'd be nice to be going somewhere and have it be a long journey with little fights on the way

Afton @ 12:29:19 PM: yeah there are a TON of enemies

Afton @ 12:29:47 PM: like its incomparable to other games ive played of how many enemies are just there

Afton @ 12:30:12 PM: if I had a nickle for everytime I got shot by a giant lobster for half my health...

Afton @ 12:30:18 PM: nickel

Boxel @ 12:31:38 PM: WHTA the heyll

Boxel @ 12:31:41 PM: giant lobster?

Afton @ 12:31:52 PM:

this is canonically Asriel dreemur

Afton @ 12:32:00 PM: and giant crabs

Afton @ 12:32:05 PM: and giant dragonflies

Afton @ 12:32:06 PM: and giants

Boxel @ 12:32:25 PM: giant giants?

Afton @ 12:32:27 PM: and golems

Afton @ 12:32:36 PM: nah they're actually not very big

Afton @ 12:33:01 PM: giant horses with giant guys on top

Afton @ 12:33:03 PM: radahn.

Afton @ 12:33:55 PM: Starscourge Radahn - Wikipedia

like how does bro fit on that horse

Afton @ 12:34:07 PM: wait what

Afton @ 12:34:13 PM: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starscourge_Radahn

Afton @ 12:34:15 PM: how is there

Afton @ 12:34:21 PM: a whole wikipedia page

Afton @ 12:34:25 PM: about a boss in elden ring

Boxel @ 12:34:27 PM: oh god

Afton @ 12:35:36 PM: dear God that article is long

Afton @ 12:36:08 PM: someone really autistised over starscourge radahn

Afton @ 12:36:15 PM: like why not just one article on radahn

Afton @ 12:36:21 PM: he exists in multiple forms

Boxel @ 12:36:26 PM: does he really have that much lore

Afton @ 12:36:30 PM: yes.

Afton @ 12:36:33 PM: elden ring lore is

Afton @ 12:36:35 PM: so long

Boxel @ 12:36:36 PM: oh dearie

Afton @ 12:36:37 PM: I cant follow it

Afton @ 12:36:49 PM: like one side character has the most loathesome lore

Afton @ 12:36:51 PM: as his name is

Afton @ 12:37:04 PM: The Loathsome Dung Eater

Afton @ 12:37:20 PM: he uh

Afton @ 12:37:25 PM: steals peoples souls

Afton @ 12:37:36 PM: by mascaraing their body

Afton @ 12:37:49 PM: massacring

Afton @ 12:38:00 PM: massacre

Afton @ 12:38:04 PM: god words

Afton @ 12:38:15 PM: and basically the souls become reborn in the erdtree

Afton @ 12:38:18 PM: and are all cursed

Afton @ 12:38:27 PM: and through their generations of their family are cursed

Boxel @ 12:38:49 PM: I don't like that name.

Afton @ 12:38:54 PM: and in the game its not assumed the guy actually eats shit right

Afton @ 12:39:03 PM: there's nothing besides his name to make that connection

Afton @ 12:39:10 PM: but in Japanese folklore

Afton @ 12:39:16 PM: the organ that contains the soul is

Afton @ 12:39:19 PM: in that area persay

Afton @ 12:39:35 PM: and you can find some of the bodies he's messed up

Afton @ 12:39:50 PM: and they all have bloody cloths on their laps

Afton @ 12:39:53 PM: its so

Afton @ 12:39:55 PM: terrible

Boxel @ 12:40:02 PM: eugrh

Afton @ 12:40:09 PM: the guy is evil at the core

Boxel @ 12:40:12 PM: and then I kill him with firreabll

Afton @ 12:40:25 PM: you have to kill him at least once

Afton @ 12:40:34 PM: but there's an ending

Afton @ 12:40:56 PM: where you can get this guys potion that you're supposed to use on some girl to turn her into a puppet that you can summon

Afton @ 12:41:14 PM: but you can actually put it on dung eater and he pleads and pleads for you to not

Afton @ 12:41:16 PM: and then boom

Afton @ 12:41:24 PM: he's your puppet for all of eternity

Boxel @ 12:41:33 PM: WHAT

Afton @ 12:41:35 PM: karma fr

Boxel @ 12:41:39 PM: yeah but

Boxel @ 12:41:50 PM: imagine having that dude as your puppet for all of eternity

Afton @ 12:42:00 PM: you don't HAVE to summon him

Afton @ 12:42:13 PM: you can just keep him in eternal torment in the spirit dimension ig

Afton @ 12:42:39 PM: he's one of the best summons in the game however

Boxel @ 12:43:39 PM: ohhhh

Afton @ 12:45:42 PM: only 11 days until tally hall reunion sophie

Afton @ 12:45:59 PM: (sonic lunch and at least Andrew and Ross are gonna play again)

Afton @ 12:46:01 PM: buttttttt

Boxel @ 12:46:06 PM: ROSS

Boxel @ 12:46:08 PM: drool emoji

Afton @ 12:46:09 PM: zubin and rob played at that one show...

Afton @ 12:46:11 PM: so...

Afton @ 12:46:14 PM: well and bora

Afton @ 12:46:17 PM: so like...

Afton @ 12:46:29 PM: we could have 5 members of tally hall in one concert

Afton @ 12:46:32 PM: and IF

Afton @ 12:46:35 PM: they surprise us

Afton @ 12:46:41 PM: and Joe hawley pulls up

Afton @ 12:46:51 PM: everyone would EXPLODE

Afton @ 12:47:01 PM: I mean Joe still lives in Detroit I'm pretty sure

Boxel @ 12:47:05 PM: they play a couple songs and then stop

Boxel @ 12:47:06 PM: and then

Afton @ 12:47:09 PM: and ann arbor is like what a 1 hour drive

Boxel @ 12:47:12 PM: a familiar voice comes across the speakers

Boxel @ 12:47:18 PM: "its joeing time!"

Afton @ 12:47:23 PM: ong

Boxel @ 12:47:33 PM: and then Joe Hawley slides onto the stage

Afton @ 12:47:43 PM: bro imagine they start playing welcome to tally hall

Afton @ 12:47:48 PM: and that's when all the members walk out

Boxel @ 12:47:53 PM: bro..

Boxel @ 12:47:57 PM: life could be dream

Afton @ 12:47:59 PM: when their names are called by zubz

Afton @ 12:48:15 PM: I mean obv rob would already be on the stage but whatever

Afton @ 12:48:46 PM: bro remember Joe Hawley at Sonic lunch...

Afton @ 12:48:49 PM: that was so sad...

Afton @ 12:49:04 PM: have you ever watched his performances at it?

Afton @ 12:50:17 PM: he was going to do variations on a cloud with rob

Afton @ 12:50:20 PM: cuz its a duet right

Afton @ 12:50:24 PM: and rob couldn't show up

Afton @ 12:50:27 PM: and it was so sad

Afton @ 12:50:45 PM: his voice was shaky the whole time

Boxel @ 12:50:39 PM: I think I might've a bit ago?

Boxel @ 12:50:50 PM: NOOOOO

Boxel @ 12:50:51 PM: that's so sad

Afton @ 12:50:59 PM: and also he did spring and a storm

Afton @ 12:51:00 PM: and like

Afton @ 12:51:04 PM: "we have so much left to sing"

Afton @ 12:51:06 PM: its so

Afton @ 12:51:07 PM: sad

Boxel @ 12:51:16 PM: sigh...

Afton @ 12:51:23 PM: I think it was 2017

Boxel @ 12:51:24 PM: the bands getting back together!

Afton @ 12:51:26 PM: so he was well into his

Afton @ 12:51:33 PM: mental health crisis

Afton @ 12:51:37 PM: I mean it started in like 2011 so

Afton @ 12:51:58 PM: I mean I GUESS that's speculation for the time period

Afton @ 12:52:05 PM: but Andrew DID confirm he is schizophrenic

Boxel @ 12:52:33 PM: the tragedy of the tally marks

Boxel @ 12:52:46 PM: https://classroom.google.com/c/NzY0OTI3MDA2NTcz?cjc=3ibz7x4s

Afton @ 12:53:53 PM:

this is funny cuz Rob's twitter has been like this since feb

Afton @ 12:54:00 PM: like he almost never posted stuff

Afton @ 12:54:12 PM: and then in like February he just randomly started posting stuff

Afton @ 12:54:16 PM: and like

Afton @ 12:54:17 PM: ???

Boxel @ 12:54:35 PM: I thought it was Sackboy on the left

Afton @ 12:54:50 PM:

Afton @ 12:54:57 PM: lmao

Boxel @ 12:55:05 PM: I chuckled irl

Afton @ 12:55:20 PM: this guy makes songs for disney everyday.

Boxel @ 12:55:29 PM: oh yeah!

Afton @ 12:55:30 PM: why isnt everyday a word

Afton @ 12:55:33 PM: in both contexts

Afton @ 12:55:35 PM: every day

Afton @ 12:55:37 PM: and everyday

Boxel @ 12:55:44 PM: huh

Afton @ 12:55:51 PM: dont listen to me tbh

Boxel @ 12:55:53 PM: can I get a T?

Afton @ 12:55:55 PM: T!

Boxel @ 12:55:59 PM: aw man!

Boxel @ 12:56:10 PM: wait I meant to use ellipses not exclamations

Boxel @ 12:56:16 PM: oh the bells bouta ring

Boxel @ 12:56:21 PM: IM GOIN HOME!

Boxel @ 12:56:25 PM: I'll still be on later though

Afton @ 12:56:30 PM: ah man...

Afton @ 12:56:36 PM: plz be back soon...

Boxel @ 12:56:46 PM: it'll only take me around 15 (20) minutes to ride back

Afton @ 12:56:51 PM: ok...

Boxel @ 12:57:01 PM: I can check my phone every few stop lights

Afton @ 12:57:03 PM: wait wait before you leave

Afton @ 12:57:11 PM: why is Sam not going to like

Afton @ 12:57:16 PM: the school ur gonna go to

Afton @ 12:57:19 PM: next year

Afton @ 12:57:27 PM: and also why is Sam not doing online school still

Boxel @ 12:57:31 PM: cuz he hates Desert Ridge or smth

Afton @ 12:57:34 PM: oh lol

Boxel @ 12:57:42 PM: cuz his parents hate him or smth

Afton @ 12:57:46 PM: oh lol

Afton @ 12:57:59 PM: that's not a matter to laugh at.

Afton @ 12:58:17 PM: why doesn't Sam just talk on Sunkist...

Boxel @ 12:58:20 PM: hey wait you guys are actually kinda similar when it comes to public school

Afton @ 12:58:25 PM: yeah..

Afton @ 12:58:31 PM: first semester we did school

Afton @ 12:58:33 PM: then online

Afton @ 12:58:38 PM: and now went back to school

Afton @ 12:58:40 PM: but for me

Afton @ 12:58:46 PM: I'm gonna go back to online school

Afton @ 12:58:48 PM: !

Afton @ 12:58:53 PM: *shoots self*

Boxel @ 12:59:12 PM: well that's one of the reasons why I wanna get a bunch of stuff done like push notifs and allat cuz he thinks it's hard to keep track of without them

Afton @ 12:59:27 PM: I just wanna talk to to him

Afton @ 12:59:36 PM: like I'm desperate for it for whatever reason

Boxel @ 12:59:39 PM: don't shoot yourself!

Afton @ 12:59:44 PM: HE SEEMS SO COOL

Boxel @ 12:59:54 PM: he is..

Afton @ 1:00:31 PM: would he

Afton @ 1:00:32 PM: be able

Afton @ 1:00:35 PM: to hang out

Afton @ 1:00:37 PM: at max's house

Afton @ 1:00:38 PM: one day

Boxel @ 1:01:12 PM: possibly

Boxel @ 1:01:36 PM: I wanna tryvto integrate him into the server at some point before that though cuz like

Boxel @ 1:01:58 PM: idk him and Max were just friends by association with me so it wasn't like a super friend bond and he might get anxious

Boxel @ 1:02:15 PM: are you able to get on discord cuz I can type while I ride if you can